April 2013
starscanscream:
there was never anything gayer than jimmy’s happy clone
itsziam-bitches:
zaynnsperfect:
OH BABE
I legit can’t stop laughing at this
dirtsbag:
i just want this
the1dlads:
d1rectionfics:
today in nursing we learned about the irish culture and apparently in times of high distress and emergencies, men often shut down and become very stoic and all i could think of was
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
wakeuptothesound:
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
superwhowhedonfighter:
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
